Saturday 24 December 2022

December 24, 2022

 

 

It's here: the yule eve and our last yule calendar surprise! Like in the past years, it's miss Lina's yule video she makes each yule with the help from some Laurelin server hobbits. Below, you will find the video and a short text by Lina where she tells a bit about the background of this project. You can find the whole text here in her burrow. If you think this looks like fun, join us roleplaying hobbits on the LOTRO Laurelin server. We have do many fun things together throughout the year, and there's always room for new hobbits!


Also, I would like to thank everyone for following this calendar! Also a warm thanks to everyone who sent their submissions and shared the calendar to others. I hope I didn't forget to include anything, the times have been busy for me. I also hope that you have enjoyed this humble little yule calendar. Feel free to take a look at the older ones as well! I hope we can make another calendar next year.


As promised, here is also the link to the yule Discord party at our virtual Green Dragon inn. There you will find rooms for music, yule entertainment, food related posts, and a voice channel where you can listen to yule music and chat with others who are present. I will be hosting there as miss Pycella. Let me know if you need assistance. The server is open on 24th and 25th, and maybe on the 26th too to wrap things up.

 

The virtual inn is closing now, so the link has been removed. Thank you all for joining, and we might see you next year!


 
Pie Hard: The 2022 Laurelin hobbit Yule video
 

Pie Hard

Die Hard is my favourite Yule movie.

Sure, there are lots of other grand movies: A Muppet Christmas Carol, It’s a Wonderful Life, Elf… the list goes on. Still, I can’t help it, I get right into the holiday spirit when I see this warm and comforting tale about a lad who just wants to celebrate Yule with his family, but who runs into a lot of mean grinches on the way.

The explosions, snappy dialogue and smart action sequences are a nice bonus, of course.

So, one early autumn day, after seeing yet another claim from a grouchy Bree-based sourpuss that hobbit roleplaying is only about pies and nothing else, the title just popped up: Pie Hard. I could play around with the ultimate hobbit RP trope, while stroking the cognitive biases of folks who aren’t really interested in hobbit roleplaying anyway. Perfect!

Making the movie was a bit harder, though. This is the first early “script” for the Pie Hard segment, with some initial ideas I jotted down in Notepad:

Starting with boat travel.
Rolling pins = weapons
Now I have a brandy bottle … ho ho ho
Shooting it in the Mathom house?
Lots of dumb bounders
The six dozen pies in your cupboard
Oven blowing up, pies doused with brandy

That all evolved over time, of course, through discussing ideas with others involved, exploring the limits of the LOTRO game engine, searching for suitable music, and working within the general limits of these projects: It’s all to be shot within a 2-2,5 hour run-and-gun session, coordinating more than 25 players on the fly (although this year, we shot the first riverside scene + some exterior shots early).

Location turned out to be the biggest challenge. Where to shoot the segment? Options included the Mathom house, the Great Smials and even our own kin hall. None were particularly brilliant options for this video. However, one week before the shoot, we visited a Yule-themed kin hall down in the Belfalas housing area. It was large, it had a staircase, and it was suitably decorated for about three dozen Yuletides at once. That gave both space and good backgrounds for the shoot. So, a special note of thanks to Geoadoc, who generously allowed us to use the Radix Lecti Yule-themed kin hall. It was a grand place for this project!

Apart from that, another challenge was to make a hobbity version of a wild action film, reducing the number of active characters, the body count and the amount of swear words in the process. Hobbit roleplaying in LOTRO is rather wholesome, after all… So I simplified things by telling the tale of Pie McCrust, who travels from Buckland to the Shire to help prepare for the Yuletide, only to run into several culinary ruffians planning to raid the pie larder. I lifted some dialogue and scenes straight from the movie and the trailers. And I needed explosions. Lots.

That all evolved into a 3+ minute “trailer” for Pie Hard. It was grand fun making it. I hope yer enjoy it too!

The second segment is the more relaxed “credits” scene, where we just walked around for 90 minutes or so, trying scenes that would fit within a theme of hobbits preparing for the Yuletide. With some in-jokes thrown in (the Yule bath is a recurring issue within the Shire RP community). Sadly, a lot of the best scenes here were ruined by the general choppiness of the LOTRO servers. We had numerous lag spikes, people disconnecting (one player DC-ed at least five times), hitching, characters freezing in one place, etc. etc. So it was a bit of a job to salvage enough scenes for this segment.

Here, you also get lots of Yule screenshots sent in by Laurelin hobbits. I am still amazed that so many spend their time helping make these videos, it really wouldn’t be possible without yer all.

Thank you again, and a happy Yule to everyone!

 


Friday 23 December 2022

December 23, 2022

 


Oh dear, it's our 23rd yule calendar surprise already! And it's another grand one: this is the video of the yule play the Hobbitry-in-Arms performed at their yule party last week. If you missed the party, do not worry, you can see their Yule Carol play now. It features our dear old grump, master Matzo, who often visits the Green Dragon and grumbles about the noise. Just sit back and enjoy this old, familiar yule tale.

 


The Hobbitry and a begrudging Matzo present A Hobbit Yule Carol (LOTRO)

 

If you are up for another party, we celebrate yule tonight at the Green Dragon on the Laurelin server. Please join us there, hobbits and travelling dwarves! You might even see master Matzo grumbling there in person.

 

Tomorrow we'll see the last surprise: the yule calendar video by Lina, starring many Laurelin hobbits. In tomorrow's post, you will also receive a link to a special Discord yule party happening during the 24th and 25th. Stay tuned!

 



Thursday 22 December 2022

December 22, 2022

 


Our 22nd surprise is the collective entry to which many LOTRO players have contributed by sending LOTRO screenshots of their yule memories. Using these screenshots, I have put together a slideshow with music and many, many memorable moments. Most of the screenshots are from the Laurelin hobbit roleplayers. Some of the folks in the pictures might not be with us anymore, but the community still thrives. You can be a careless hobbit lass or a grumpy gaffer – they all have a place in this community that has been built on hobbit cheer and friendliness.


Yule memories by LOTRO players


Wednesday 21 December 2022

December 21, 2022

 


Only a few more days to go, and then it's yule! If you still aren't in the proper mood, our 21st yule calendar surprise will help you: it's a yule song played by Miss Tulppaani! Certainly a one no one has never ever heard before...



Happy holidays from Miss Tulppaani


Playing "Jingle Bells" has become a running joke in the Laurelin hobbit community, after miss Pycella (my hobbit character) accidentially played that song two times in a row at the Green Dragon one yule. Afterwards, people have been playing me this "yule song you have probably never heard before", also knowing quite well that it sticks in my head for a while. Now they are even sending it to the yule calendar I am organizing!


Also, here's something else from miss Adamantja. She has sent us some pictures of her yule decorations: a small yule village and an advent calendar. You can find more pictures of the village in an earlier calendar entry.







Tuesday 20 December 2022

December 20, 2022

 

 

For our 20th yule calendar surprise, we give you... the yule bath certificate! We are not sure where this certificate has come from, but it looks pretty official, so it must be a real one. Fill it up, and should your local nanny ask if you have had your yule bath yet, just show this to them. Be careful while filling it out, though, there might be some hidden agenda behind this all...

 



Monday 19 December 2022

December 19, 2022

 

 

For our 19th yule calendar surprise, we have another submission by Saelo: this time, it's a yule song he has made. You might hear him sing it with the Brandy Badgers who are playing yule songs this time of the year. The Badgers will go wassailing in the Winterhome streets on 26th December (on the Laurelin server). Come along to hear them if you are around!


 

Yule Again


Oooh, it's Yule again
A new year is near
Oooh, it's Yule again
Merryment time is here

Leaving bad things behind
Forward we are moving
Oooh, it's Yule again
Blessing time is here

Oooh eat and drink, dance and sing and laugh tonight
While fireworks in the sky are bright

It's Yule again
With lots of cozy wishes
Oooh, it's Yule again
Jolly time is here

Oooh, it's Yule again
A new year is near
Oooh, it's Yule again
Merryment time is here

Leaving bad things behind
Forward we are moving
Oooh, it's Yule again
Blessing time is here

Oooh eat and drink, dance and sing and laugh tonight
While fireworks in the sky are bright

It's Yule again
With lots of cozy wishes
Oooh, it's Yule again
Jolly time is here

Oooh, Yule came again
Merry Yule to all!

 

You might like to sing this song to the melody of another very similar song:



Let's Twist Again - Chubby Checker

Sunday 18 December 2022

December 18, 2022

 

 

Our 18th yule calendar surprise comes from Louisalotta who everyone knows as Lottie. She has sent us something lovely: a baked apple jam recipe! It has rum in it, so probably a good yule gift for your friendly neighborhood pierate!

 


 

Lottie’s baked apple jam


  • 50g raisins
  • Some rum
  • 1kg apples, peeled, cored and cut into chunks
  • 50g marzipan (high almond / low sugar content)
  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • Juice of one lemon
  • Jam sugar of choice, enough for 1kg fruit


Put the raisins in a little bowl, cover them with rum and let them soak overnight (or longer)
Chop marzipan in little chunks and add it with the apples, raisins, the rum from the raisins, cinnamon
and lemon juice into a large pot. Add a little water and let the mixture simmer until the marzipan has
dissolved and the apples are soft and falling apart.


Add the jam sugar, bring to the boil and let it boil for 4 minutes. Test by putting a teaspoon of the jam
on a plate and leave to cool. Once cool, run your finger through the jam – if it wrinkles up, it’s ready. If
not, cook for 4 minutes more and test again.


Ladle the hot jam into sterilised jars and invert to seal the lids, then let the jam cool.
Enjoy!

Saturday 17 December 2022

December 17, 2022

 


Our 17th yule calendar entry comes from our own May King, Xobin! He was crowned May King last spring (pie bribes might have been involved). Not everyone has been happy with the election, not at least miss Demelsa who was crowned May Queen herself. The two royals have been accusing each other for various things along the way, and you can also watch them tease each other in yesterday's video. We wish them a happy rest of their rule until the next May royals are elected next year!

 

Anyway, here's the letter by May King Xobin. It seems he is on kingly business somewhere, far away from the cold Shire weather, and on duty, of course. Always willing to go the extra mile for the Shire folk (or for a warmer climate...)!

 

 

Hello, Happy Yule from Gondor

From Xobin, the May King

 



Come see the sunny climate of Gondor. 

Observe the clean beaches, hot temperatures and friendly wildlife.

While toiling away at conferences and gathering, to better aid the people of the Shire.

 

 

There are so many ships on hand to ferry you to exotic islands off the coast.

It is so full of commercial opportunities for grain and fish for the Shire at this Yule time.

Look at that blue of the sky and sea.

 

Xobin, as you can see, the first representative here to obtain resources for the winter in the Shire.

No expense was spared to get here. To better aid the farmers and cooks of the Shire in this winter.